Aw, Professor

In honor of my wonderful and inquisitive students. Welcome to this collection of my "Aw, Professor" memes, which began in 2018 as a series of replies to (usually) imagined pleadings from students. Among my many blessings as a professor is the fact that I have never actually had a student start a question this way. But I often hear -- or make up -- questions that can be asked and answered in this tone. Since May 2018, I have created enough of these that I decided they should have their own home in the blogosphere. Click the title of each entry -- or "read more" under it -- to see each meme.