Aw, Professor

 In honor of naysayers.

In honor of budgetary pain that is distributed indiscriminately.

 In honor of misplaced measures.

  In honor of the hollowing-out of academic communication, in the name of branding.

In honor of Carl Schurz (1829–1906) and dishonor of Mike Ditka . Patriotism means speaking up!

In honor of my (long-ago) promotion to Absent-Minded Professor Credit to Pamela Hayes-Bohanan for inspiring this meme.

In honor of keyboard geniuses, left and right.